Review| 50 Shades Of Black


As of January 29th we shall be in theatres watching how Christian Grey transforms to Christian Black. 50 Shades of Black is a parody of 50 Shades of Grey( obviously) and from the trailer,this is what you’ll get
The sex
I didn’t see any sex. Just a lot of sexual innuendo. Like when Christian Black is unlocking his “playroom”,he spits at the lock while making the oooh aaah sounds( oooh aaaaahssss yessssss,that sound) as he inserts the key! (Oh boy). He’s doing this while the lady to be done the you-know-what is standing right there…I mean to be abused. BDSM is abuse. Period!
The good stuff?
It’s a parody. So expect the opposite of everything you saw in the original 50 Shades. It’s a good way to clean your mind off the much talked about(and much criticized) 50 Shades of Grey. Simply put,when people make fun of things, it always seems nicer.
It also makes fun of Kim’s  infamous Paper magazine cover.


The bad stuff?
It’s a little unreal. Like when the Anastasia”  kicks Mr.Black and he flies off to the wall.
It’s a parody. No one takes a parody seriously.
Until the movie is here,we can’t fully know determine whether it gets a 10/10 or 0/10. Go to the theatres on 29th. Laugh at the hilarious parts, scorn at the poorly scripted parts and let’s meet after that to judge.
Have you watched the trailer? You totally should!
~BonusNote: Marlon Wayans has hotter abs and a more buff body than Jamie Dornan. Ladies,your welcome

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